Meme... Whatever that means.

50 Things supposedly... Let's see if I make it all the way through.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Umm... I haven't looked in the mirror today...

2. How much cash do you have on you?

None.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

Floor... Why?

4. Favorite planet?

PLUTO!!! (Is too a planet!)

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

i don't have a cell phone so... The ghost of christmas future.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

The one that makes noise... (My Iphone speaker is very dead.)

7. What shirt are you wearing?

A blue one, of course.

8. Do you label yourself?

No?

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?

They are called "Bare"

10. Bright or Dark Room?

Dark... If I could live without any artificial lights I would.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Absolutely nothing... I found it on the interwebs...

12. What does your watch look like?

A line of freckles... :)

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Erm... Probably putting a cd in LRT1's computer.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

"If doorbell dont answer. Prob just package."

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?

23rd and Council.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?

"Naw!" (Sarcasm being liberally applied.)

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?

My mum.

18. Last furry thing you touched?

Angus.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

None. Nada. Zilch.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?

Me in particular? None, but I know we have a shoe box full of 'em somewhere.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

17... :D

22. Your worst enemy?

Fear. (Just so you know, it took me forever to think of this one. I had to skip it and finish the others, then come back to it.)

23. What is your current desktop picture?

Stonehenge.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"I don't like cheese on my hamburger... Thanks anyways."

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

Million bucks. (Which makes me seem like a material person, but I'm not really.)

26. Do you like someone?

I like lots of someones.

27. The last song you listened to?

"Run" By Snow Patrol. Currently "Supernova Girl" from Zenon.

28. What time of day were you born?

I don't know, LazyPhil says late afternoon or evening.

29. What’s your favorite number?

19.

30. Where did you live in 1987?

I was a spirit baby in 1987, so heaven I guess?

31. Are you jealous of anyone?

Hmm, people who have horses...

32. Is anyone jealous of you?

How am I supposed to know? Should I go around asking people if they are jealous of me?

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?

Sitting on mum's bed.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

I don't know. It's never happened to me before. They must like me.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?

Usually, but only because I was taught to be. If I hadn't been raised right, I think I would be a mean person.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?

Middle of my back, where it would never be seen.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

Zulu.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?

Yup.

39. Are you touchy feely?

Not really.

40. What’s your life motto?

Following God may not be the easiest way, but it pays the most in the end.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

Hair, Clothes, and... I dunno.

42. What’s your favourite town/city?

OKC, :D

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

Mashed potatoes and Sugar.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

Roughly four years ago. But I wrote my friend Brittany a letter and hand delivered it last year.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?

Yup.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

Ummm, lol... I heard he was working now.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?

Many great grandpa's ago on my mom's side, someone came to America from Ireland...

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?

I wore a long blue and white dress, and it was for the ladies tea party at Church.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

My lower back always hurts and I have an earache.

50. Have you been burned by love?

Love burns? Teehee, Nope, not yet... (Hopefully not ever.)

Wha!?!?

I love grease!! (I've never actually seen the movie, but I like the songs...)

I once knew a dude who lived in Greece, I wonder what happened to him.

There was this movie that I saw once that was filmed in Italy... The dude in it couldn't speak Italian very well. Made for some interesting dialog.

Revival in the Church

Whew, I have a feeling this will be a long one... We have already had three services of our revival Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday morning, I will attempt a brief summery of each one. Or whatever popped out at me and I happen to remember... :)

The music leader is one Marcus Whitworth, he is amazing by the way! Our evangelist is one Rev. Larry Hunter, who is also amazing!

Friday evening I didn't take many notes but I will put what I remember. The text was Luke 15:1-32 paying special attention to verses 8-10.

The candle in this passage represents the Holy Spirit.

Faith ^ without works is dead, but your works alone cannot get you into Heaven.

The broom she uses represents works.

And here is a quote that really stuck out to me: "I might be a cracked vessel, but if I have the Holy Spirit, the Lord can shine through the cracks!"

Saturday evening Rev. Larry was going so fast all I got were a bunch of quotes... So this'll be eclectic.

Enthusiasm with Vision becomes FUN!!

Sometimes the "curses" of this life become blessings.

Sometimes the Church goes through a "Sifting of the Saints".

When you become usable God will use you.

God made us, so He is our manufacturer, right? Well, The Manufacturer has made a users manual for His creation! It's called the BIBLE!!

God allows us to be sifted.

Where do good people run when they are being sifted by the world and the devil? To GOD!!

When you're being sifted you don't have to jump the pews with joy, just HOLD STEADY! Stay in the middle of the straight and narrow!

In every problem you've ever had or ever will have, there are always five loaves and two fishes.

All we go through will be worth it all, but also for eternity.

There's nothing worse than missing out on Heaven. Because it will be for eternity.

And eternity is a long time... Let me try to tell you how long.

If you had a little sparrow take a grain of sand from here to the moon until you had all of the Earth on the moon, eternity will have just barely begun.

If you had a steel ball as big as the Earth and had a regular house fly walk around the middle of it until the ball was worn into two pieces, eternity would have just barely begun.

Sunday morning.

Bro. Marcus totally blew a Shofar this morning! How awesome is that?!?!

Three reasons the sin problem can be absolved:

1.The very nature of God.

2. The very nature of man.

3. The very nature of sin.

The real problem is man's resistance!

Ten excuses of man:

1. "I HAFTA sin!"

You don't have to sin anymore, Jesus paid the price, you are no longer bound by the chains of sin.

2. They rationalize the existence of Heaven and Hell.

He has gone to prepare a place for us in Heaven, He doesn't want us to go to Hell.

3. "I'm just too bad!", or "I've gone too far!"

God's grace is more than adequate to cleanse even the worst stain.

4. "I'ts just my nature/personality!"

God can change your personality and suppress your inherent sin nature.

5. "I'm not ready yet." I want to live my way for just a little longer.

The end is coming, Jesus will return soon.

6. "I can't live it, I just can't live it!"

God can control your sinful nature so you can live it!

7. "It costs too much to go with God"

It will be worth it all in the end, so sell out and go with God.

8. "I've got plenty of time."

God is calling out and you don't have much time.

9. "I think I'm alright."

Thinking is not enough, you need to know that you know that you know that you know!

And by the way, I am really loving the music this weekend!

Borrowed...

I borrowed this (with permission) from my best friend Brit...

Mad=Crazy, not angry...

Dear Readers, (Non-Madders)

Us mad people like to hit things... It gives us a mad rush. If you are not mad then you do not understand what I'm talking about. You would most likely look down on me because I'm really mad. Its hard being mad, we have to mold ourselves to look like you so that you won't burn us at the stake... You Non-Madders who think you're so smart believe we mad people don't know we're mad. I, a very mad person, have news for you... We know. we know that eating dog food is not the "norm". We know it and we like it very much.

So please leave us to our hitting things, our talking to ourselves, our rolling eyes, our drooling, and our eating of dog food.

If we are not hitting you or breaking your Non-Madder laws, please look the other way and mind your own beeswax.

Thank you for your understanding,

Your mad friend...

Boyfriends… and getting married.

Wednesday at Church I was talking to my bff Britt and I saw a fairy ring out in the yard, so I was like “Oh look, a fairy ring!” And Britt was all “Okay, you’re gonna hafta explain that to me ‘cuz I have no idea what you’re talkin’ about…” (Actually, she probably didn’t use that many contractions.) So I explained what a fairy ring was and she jumped in it and said “I wish I had a cute Christian boyfriend!” with a very odd scrunched up face. So I jumped in and said “Ooh, me too!”

Last class… very bittersweet…

I am in love with and want to marry the printer/fax machine at my mom’s work. It is AMAZING!! And, after we get married, we can adopt the label printer out of her desk drawer…