So I heard today was like, a day for mom's or something? Well, if it is, I want to dedicate this post to my mum.
"I just wanted to thank you."
"For being my mom."
"Well, I saw... (Insert random crazy thing I happened to see that day.) and I am just so glad you're my mom and I wasn't raised like that."
True story. This has happened so many times that I can't even count them.