Borrowed...

I borrowed this (with permission) from my best friend Brit...

Mad=Crazy, not angry...

Dear Readers, (Non-Madders)

Us mad people like to hit things... It gives us a mad rush. If you are not mad then you do not understand what I'm talking about. You would most likely look down on me because I'm really mad. Its hard being mad, we have to mold ourselves to look like you so that you won't burn us at the stake... You Non-Madders who think you're so smart believe we mad people don't know we're mad. I, a very mad person, have news for you... We know. we know that eating dog food is not the "norm". We know it and we like it very much.

So please leave us to our hitting things, our talking to ourselves, our rolling eyes, our drooling, and our eating of dog food.

If we are not hitting you or breaking your Non-Madder laws, please look the other way and mind your own beeswax.

Thank you for your understanding,

Your mad friend...