SQUUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*insert fangirl squeal*

This ^ totally happened this morning. I am SO weird. But look! Look what happened!

The Spine totally (not actually) talked to me! I nearly fell out of my desk chair when I got on this morning and saw that.

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*takes a moment and composes myself*

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Anyways, it was... Very cool. And I am definitely not bouncing up and down and taking screenshots. Never happened. (Don't ask my mom... {Or my sister...})

4EVR!

So, like, it's been, like, 4EVR since I posted anything... I've been distracted... By, like, life and stuff. I had some fun things happen though. I'll tell ya.

First, I got some hamsters. (Yes, multiple.) Two to be exact.

(Second) The same day, I was attempting to cut some cheese with an incredibly (stupidly) sharp knife... Bad idea I guess. :P I slipped and nearly cut my left index fingertip off. Six stitches, the most I've ever gotten. It was fun, and I didn't even faint (exactly {at least not quite}).

Third, yea, actually I don't have a third. My life has been fairly boring lately.

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OHHH! WAIT! I lied! Best thing ever! I discovered a band! (I would say "new band" but I'm pretty sure it's only new to me.) They're called "Steam Powered Giraffe" and they are officially (ok, not very official, but whatever.) the COOLEST BAND EVER!!!!!! They're steam punk robots! And their music is amazing! And they are HILARIOUS! And I am totally, like, fangirl crushing on all of them! (Which is totally abnormal for me.)

You only wish you were as cool and rad and hip and groovy and aloe (inside joke) and awesome and talented as they are...

And their fans are just about as awesome as they are. I've been lurking around the SPG forums and they all amaze me a little bit. I wish I was as cool as them.

And with this particular band, I would be one of those creepy stalker fans who went to every concert and knew all of their names and where they lived and stuff. (If I could afford it.)

In conclusion, I'm a creepy, clumsy, underpaid, animal hording, STALKER! :D (With bad sentence structure.)

The 1st...

Of many hopefully.

I have realized that I pull myself out of the haven that is sleep with a chain that I sometimes find too heavy to heave...

For a moment in time, I have no control of my thoughts. I find myself saying things that later I have no memory of.

And as I heft this burden of "NOOOOO!" out of this dark restful pool, I find myself hating >insert thing that startled me awake here<...

I can feel this hatred for the mere moments (though it seems like hours) it takes to fight my way to the dry ground of rational thought and... alert awareness.

And when I feel this, when I recall it later in the day, I make myself sick to my stomach.

I've decided to make a conscious choice before I fall asleep at night.

I will wake up with a good attitude.

I choose to not be angry that I have to wake up. It was a choice I made that got me here, to that moment, to that seven o'clock hour that makes me angry.

I chose to accept this job.

So here are my conclusions:

1. God has given me the opportunity to have a job and have an income.

2. I don't hate my job. I actually enjoy my job immensely.

3. I may even choose to wake up earlier so I can have my devotions in the morning instead of the evening.

*SIGH*

Alright, so I might have lied...

I didn't get the post up.

In fact I haven't posted in a really long time.

I apologize.

Life happened.

And.... When I say "I'm gonna post such and such at such and such a time", I make myself really, really not want to do it.

So, suffice it to say, the seminar was really, really cool and enlightening.

Now I'm going to go do... Life Things... :P

All right...

I admit it. I lied. But I had actual real life responsibilities to do today, well, yesterday I guess. (The word "Responsibilities" has far too many "I"s... It's trying too hard.) Anyways, I'll probably get it up sometime on Monday. I'm working on it, but its LONG-ish.

I wish y'all goodnight, and good riddanc.... Yea, just "Goodnight". Forget the other one... :D

For YOU

For all of y'all who wait with bated breath for me to post something here or on facebook. For those who wait for me to put up something profound or deep. For the two or three people who actually read my blog. I make you a promise. Sometime before Sunday is over, there will be a deep, thought-provoking, hopefully interesting post making an appearance here... Mostly because so far, this weekend has been the most challenging and thought-provoking I've ever experienced, and I want to share with the world wide interwebs. We've (My two brothers and I) been going to the Bill Gothard basic seminar. This man is an amazing speaker and I cannot even imagine myself as pure and un-self-centered as he is. It seems like He has the entire Bible memorized and can quote it at will. Anyways, I'll explain more later, 'cuz I've gotta get to bed so I can get up and be alert tomorrow. G'nite random interwebs! :D

Donut Sticks

When you're this small (About three) and you go to sleep for your nap, and you wake up and can't find anyone in the house... You're first automatic thought is that your family has ceased existing.

I hate oatmeal creme pies.

I love donut sticks.